the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
sometimes i reblog a textpost with like ten notes and im like “hell yeah i support independent textposts” happy small business saturday
Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.
— Robert Brault (via inathens)
Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
— the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)